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Saturday, 9 July 2011

Khia Uses her 'ABC's' to diss celebs: B is for Beyonce...F@#k This Hoe..Can Kelly Rowland Make Some Money




Does anyone remember Khia? Well she is a rapper who did collabos with some musicians back in the day....Janet Jackson (So excited), Busta Rhymes ft Mariah Carey (Baby if you give it to me) amongst other joints. Well it seems she has  been keeping up with the latest happenings in urban pop culture and she gave her 2 cents on the latest happenings lashing at everyone ........ Amber Rose, Beyonce, Rick Ross, Debra Lee (of BET),Chris Brown ...and so on. As a matter of fact NO ONE WAS SAFE IN HER LATEST RANT......... Excerpts

Letter A- Amber Rose: Imma show this bitch a little love cuz she from Philly bald headed and all….She cute!!!! I aint gone judge the hoe because we all know she been on a strippa pole since she was 5 years old, suckin clits since 12, and decided to TRICK and SUCK every nigga in the game and all of a sudden wanna be a model at 35…… Get Money Biiiiiitch!!!!! But I am gone roast at the fact that she leaked photos on the internet of that MILE loooooong, 18wheeler, turned to the SIDE ass pussy with her DUMB ass and lost ALL of the MONEY! It didn't work for KATRINA HARBOR and its NOT gone work for YOU!!!!! Someone stole your computer, someone stole her phone……Heard it all before!!!! Chile boooo…Stick to what ya know……….Trickin, strippin and suckin d@#k and p#@sy lips…..Get money biiiiiitch!!!!!....

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Letter B- Beyoncé: Fuck this hoe………Can

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Kelly Rowland make a little bit of MONEY???? We all seen Kelly on the EBT Card Awards shut that shit down and here you come making Jay Z call in all of his favors to put you on the TV screen with that TIRED, THROUGH and DELAYED performance. We all could have passed on that! Imma fan true enough, but we really sick of looking at you! Give Solange a chance or give your husband Jay Z some children cuz he getting ole as Methuselah and his time is running OUT!! Who runs the world? Girls…..Girls! ....
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Letter C- Chris Brown: Oooooooooooo Hoooooooney…… How many records you sold????Cuz the sissy's and punks all around the world saw ALLLLLLLL your bizness. With your "Who told Harpo to beat me," Blonde hair, Dick down to ya knees….. Redirect your anger please!! Looks like another Dennis Rodman to me….. I aint the one to gossip so you aint heard it from me! Let's go to letter D….. Debra Lee!!!!....
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Letter D- Debra Lee: Debra Lee You looked like Petunia the Pig up there…… Who styled you for the EBT Card Awards????? They needed to be STONED and HANGED!!! The fit was waaaaaay too tight around them BIG ass arms and that train was waaayyyyy toooooo long! Shit aint been the same since Bob Johnson left your FAT ass in charge!!! First you didn't want to play the Queen's "Been a Bad Girl" video then you fired Free and Aj and now this dress!!!!!!! Enough already……On to the letter E!!!....

Letter E- Erykah Badu and Mike Epps: Shouts out to the Queen…..Ms. Erykah Badu, who gave an -outstanding performance at the Tupac celebration!!!!! You bitches should have had a "Window Seat." Mike Epps…… I loves it!!!! He gave up all of the money Baaaaaaaaby!!!!!! Real King and Queen!!!....

Letter I-Ice T and Coco: So when did we start giving pimps and hoes a show??????? Now Ice T you know it aint no Coco in that street walker, it should've been Ice T and Vanilla Ice Cream silicone overdose! Naw better yet, Dusty Rhodes and Baby Doll from the ole school WWF! Somebody explain to me how all these crack heads is getting TV shows and all we see is bitches going to rehab! We done seen all this bullshit before and the Queen still aint got no show yet? Raise your hands if you ready for the real!....
Shout out to DMX…..Don't he got a crack head show coming out?????? What the hell is really going on? He needs to get it together because I love this man. X is going to be my pastor one day………Hallelu!!!!!! ....
See how the industry do ya……..Is this how yall want the Queen to look? But it aint gone work because I'm too strong thaaaaaaaat! ....

Letter J-Jamie Fox: Do you really like showing dick or is you ready to dress like Wanda fulltime? The Drag Queen's loved what they saw…….Hollywood does change a nigga? ....
You know better with ya ole ass…….They should've never gave you niggas camera phones!!!!!! Don't no real niggas take pics of their dick with they camera phone. At least Eddie Long had on a tight T and bicycle spandex. Yall suga sweet ass niggas just letting it all hang out!!!!!!!....
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Letter K-Katrina Laverne Taylor and Kimberly Denise Jones: I done let Lil Kim have it on my single, "Fix Your Face," available on I-tunes so we gone dedicate the letter K to Katrina Harbor, who done gave all these niggas and bull daggers HIV, Lupus and Grave's Disease loosing hair and weight, with eyes and thyroids bulging out of the socket! Katrina Harbor has been killing niggas and bull-daggers for a whole decade! When is yall niggas gone tell the truth? The hood already knows dis…..Easy E aint the only one who went out with a BANG… So glad I didn't juuuuuump on that dirty diiiiiiiiiiick!!!!!!!Besides, I already let the world know on the "Hit Err Up" diss that Katrina Harbor's DURTY, ROTTEN and CORODED ass can't have no babies. Weezy hasn't been the same since he left your fuck ass so aint no need to tweet about you NOT being PREG!!!!!!When you don't take your meds you shrink like a prune and when you do, you get big as two Burger King's……Keep it real hoe!!!!! ....
I hear CVS has a new Minute Clinic but the problems you have with your PUSIE pussy, you gotta go to the freeeeeeee clinic for that….. Bobble head biiiiiiiitch!!!!!....
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Letter L-Ledisi and Lauryn Hill: Shout out to Queen Ledisi Make sure yall pick up 5 copies of Ledisi new album "Pieces of Me", where the real people hang!!! On another note, Lauryn tell us why that nigga said that aint none of his children???? What's really going on???? Don't tell us you in the business of trapping niggas with a baby too???? Girrrrrrrl……That shit never works! Is he the one who told you to wear turtle necks in the summer time? Why is you always covered from head to toe….Skin to win!!!!!! What is you hiding under there? A bitch wanna know the true TEA!!!!!! I aint the one to gossip so you aint heard it from me!!!!!! The sista hood loves ya, but you done let a man and the industry tear you down!....

Letter N-Nicki Minaj: Nicki you weren't prepared for the awards and we were NEVER prepared for you…..Case closed and casket dropped and that's all I want to say about that!....
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Letter O-Oprah Winfrey and Chad Ochocinco: Shout out to Ms. Oprah Winfrey for getting your OWN network…….Get Money Bitch!!!! Imma field nigga, she a house nigga…..Heyyyy!!!! On another note, Chad Ochocinco I know you not thinking about dropping your good SKEET in a cup for that hoe Evelyn? She aint did a damn thang but suck a good dick and sold a few souls and now yall her biggest fan……Puppets and ventriloquist! Eat glass hoe and I hope Tammi and Royce draaaags that ass Florida style….Biiiiitch! Ocho, Imma let you slide cuz I know you's an attention hoe and change hoes like you change your name. You just doing this fuck shit for a little bit of promotion. So if you ever find a team that ever wants to keep you, send a bitch some season tickets! ....
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Letter R-Rick Ross: Is you really selling dope on your IPhone?????? I did see you at the Tupac center but I am not sure if you were just there to promote that tired ass single or there to support Queen Affine and the children because all the money you claim you got, I didn't see you cut no check…..I'm a little sick of you talking about dope and fucking bitches in the ass on all your songs! Listen ladies, a straight man would not want to violate your ass, bypassing all that good pussy to go straight to the asshole…… I got a problem with that!!!!! Ass is ass…..If you try one, you tried them all!!!! Once again, boy pussy it is….Cocaine is a powerful drug!....
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Letter S-Stacy Dash: Stacy we heard about the fight that you had with that whore LisaRaye, Queen Latifah got that bitch playing the right role in "Single Ladies," LisaRaye claims she celibate now, but don't trust that hoe because she SWINGS and RIDES all of the rides and slides down all the SLIDES!....

Letter T-Tiny and Toya: Toya, congrats on getting married dropping the last name "Carter" because Weezy already told me that I'm wearing it now!!!! As for Tiny, your husband should be on his way home so you aint got to worry bout getting caught for putting them dirty hands underneath the table! Next time, think about that shit first because your children have to hear about that shit when they go to school! ....
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Letter W-Weezy and Wakaflocka: Yall know I loves my husband Weeezy and I sips Louweeezyanne tea daily but this new Weezy, I just don't understand but I aint gone give up on him, I'm just gone continue to pray!!!Young money… Biiiiiiitch!!!!! Waka and that little ass peeeeeter Ad....The hood is laughing at you!!!!! I'm gone respect the fact that you showing love to the animals but that body aint wassup!!! Dennis Rodman's ad looked better……That 
queen gave you body!!!!!! Stay tuned for mine…….Coming this fall!!!!!!!!!!



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